Masturnotes

it's all about "Mastur-"

the following definitions come from www.urbandictionary.com

Masturdating: Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Masturday: When someone engages in nothing more but in acts of musturbation all day long.

Friend 1: "Has Gupta come out of his room yet?"

Friend 2: "Naw, today is his masturday."

Masturbatorium: A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as pornography, and other turn-ons.

Jeff whacked off in his masturbatorium full of pictures of obese women and Bill Gates.

Masturcheating: Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

Masturcrying: simultaneously crying and masturbating from the same stimulus, often considered the most pathetic act a human can perform.

When I saw Naomi Watts masturcrying in "Mulholland Drive," I got a woody even though it was wrong.

Masturdate: Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa? 

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

Masturdebatable: Debating what pornographic movie/video to watch when preparing to masturbate.

It was masturdebatable whether to watch "Ass Jacked at Cock Point" or "Back Door Sluts 18"

Masturfaker: A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate.

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate." 

What a masturfaker!"

Masturbatron: An incredibly shy transformer who isn't seen in any films because he is constantly masturbating.

Masturthesis: Doing masturbation when you think about thesis :|